I just realized Halloween is around the corner... as usual I've begun thinking about it very late and now begins my agonizing mental dance. Do I dress up? Do I not? What should I be?? I can never decide and just hem and haw until the very last possible moment when I either throw something [read lame] together or just don't bother at all. Incidentally, can anyone explain to me why girls always seem to release their, hrmmm how shall I put this? Inner naughty vixen? You know what I mean, sexy witch, slutty nurse, easy pirate, nympho monkey, stripper referee etc etc. My coworker says, "It's because girls really just want to dress up like hoes everyday but they're too scared to do it. I was a hoe one year."
Maybe I could be Sexy Elephant Man
Or Sexy Unexorcised Linda Blair?
Hmmm, I'll have to think about this one.
Costumes via Planet Dan Junk