Monday, September 17, 2012


Okay boys let's have a quick dating lesson.  When a girl asks something simple like "What are you doing tonight?" there are a myriad of possible interesting responses.  Practicing my Grammy acceptance speech, making a Lucha Libre Clay-Mation film, organizing a circle jerk, polishing my collection of plastic fruit... whatever but the ole "gotta be honest I'm not looking for anything serious right now" is just cliche, yawntastic and the opposite of forthright  Grow a spine, if you're not interested just say so and besides when did having a cocktail translate to an engagement? Slow down buckaroo, the only commitment this gal can swallow these days is deciding what kind of liquor I want in my frosty glass and some nights even that's a stretch.

I just said "Guess I'll cancel the order for our wedding invitations then".

Silly Kissers - You Could Even Like Me (Jack Tennis Party Jam)

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